Thursday, August 27, 2009

5 hotels I'd like to conceive in

CD12, BBT 98.0

I had an ultra sound today. My doctor thought that I would be ovulating right about now so we could start trying for baby tomorrow morning. Unfortunately, my ultra sound showed that I still don't have any mature follicles. I have about 13 "medium-sized" follicles, but none that look like they're about to pop out. She said I won't be ovulating in the next 4 days but to test for LH surge over the next few days and to call her when I start to see the test line in the LH surge test getting darker.

I was so excited all week because I hoped that we'd finally be able to start trying this weekend - and what better time than the weekend to start making babies. Although there will be no baby-making for me this weekend, I got to thinking about ideal places to conceive a child. While the beach, the woods or a grassy knoll sound romantic in theory, I can imagine the amount of sand, salt water, bugs, dirt and ants that might be involved.

Therefore, I can’t think of a better place to conceive than a luxury hotel with the sweetest smelling candles, the highest quality sheets and a shower built for two. Sure, our condo is cozy and warm, but we fight our dog for room to sleep on the bed and the water pressure in the shower is much too low.

The following luxury hotels do not rent by the hour and in this recession are not an option for us……but hey, a girl can dream, right?

The Inn at Palmetto Bluff
The South Carolina Lowcountry

Located in the South Carolina Lowcountry between Hilton Head and Savannah, Georgia, this resort is where I would imagine Scarlet O'Hara would have gone for vacation. It is warm and cozy an breathtakingly beautiful, surrounded by Spanish Moss trees and nigh owls!! Rates start at $475/night.

BONUS FEATURE:
The “Lovers’ Jubilee” Couples Spa Treatment




Calistoga Ranch
Napa Valley, California

Nestled in the hills of Napa Valley, this secluded and private resort merges indoor and outdoor living to feel as close to nature as possible, while still having access to all of the creature comforts of today. Rates start at $550/night.

BONUS FEATURE:
Couples can rent the outdoor spa after 9pm for a private romantic experience under the stars!



The Peninsula, Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills, California

It may be located in the heart of Beverly Hills, but the staff at this exceptional hotel treats every person walking through the front doorthrough those front doors with the same excellent hospitality as the celebrity before them. Rates start at $525/night.

BONUS FEATURE:
Enjoy a post coital afternoon tea!



The Plaza Hotel
New York, NY

Located on the corner of 5th Avenue and Central Park South, The Plaza is featured in movies from North By Northwest to Bride Wars and our favorite NYC TV shows like Gossip Girl and Sex & the City. Rooms start at $676/night.

BONUS FEATURE:
Breakfast in bed. At The Plaza. Need I say more?




The Four Seasons, New York
The Ty Warner Penthouse Suite New York, NY

The Ty Warner Penthouse Suite is the most expensive hotel room in the world. What else can I say? Room rents for $34,000/night.

BONUS FEATURE:
For $34,000 per night, we better make a baby in there!





Oh well, I guess our 2 bedroom condo will have to do when the time comes.......

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